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Naturist Cafe experience | The Tea Pot Café

Welcome to the Teapot Café – the heart of our community here at The Naturist Foundation in Brockenhurst, Orpington. Whether you’re visiting for the day or staying on-site, our naturist café offers a warm and welcoming environment to enjoy a great meal in true naturist spirit — relaxed, inclusive, and clothing-optional.

Situated in the Pavilion, The Teapot Café serves a diverse and satisfying menu that caters to all tastes and dietary needs. From hearty full English breakfasts and vegetarian options to light sandwiches, jacket potatoes, and indulgent pub-style favourites, there’s something for everyone. Whether you’re after a hot coffee in the morning, a crispy portion of chips, or a comforting homemade curry, you’ll find nourishing choices at affordable prices.

Our naturist restaurant menu includes crowd-pleasers like bacon and eggs, veggie sausages, toast and marmalade, and a variety of fillings for sandwiches and baguettes. For lunch, we serve cheeseburgers, American chicken, ploughman’s platters, and generous helpings of sausage, beans, and chips. Lighter bites such as salads, jacket potatoes, and vegetarian nuggets are available too, making the café a great option for both casual diners and hungry holidaymakers.

As part of the UK’s leading naturist club, the café is not only a place to eat, but a space to connect. Set in our exclusive, members-only grounds, the Teapot Café offers a unique experience for those exploring naked dining, naturist holidays, or just enjoying a chat over tea in a safe and welcoming setting.

Looking for a naturist pub-style experience or a family-friendly naturist food spot in the UK? The Teapot Café blends casual comfort with community spirit, making it an essential stop during your stay at our naturist campsite.

If you’ve been waiting to experience a nude cafe with mouth-watering meals to serve all food, now is your chance.

Last orders for hot food is 30 minutes before closing.

We accept card and contactless payments.

Our Naturist Food Menu at the Tea Pot Cafe

Breakfast

(served 9am–11:30am)

Breakfast No.1 – £7.00
2 bacon, 2 sausage, egg, beans or tomato, mushrooms, toast or B/B tea, coffee or orange juice

Breakfast No.2 – £7.00
2 sausage, 2 eggs, mushrooms, beans, tomato, toast or B/B tea, coffee or orange juice

Vegetarian Breakfast – £7.00
As above, with vegetarian sausages

Beans or 2 Eggs on Toast – £4.00
Mushrooms on Toast – £4.00
Sausage, Bacon or Egg Sandwich – £4.00
Toast and Marmalade – £1.50
2 Croissants with Butter & Jam – £2.00
1 Round of Toast – £0.50
Cereals – £2.00

Sandwiches & Baguettes

Choice of white or brown bread

Cold Sandwiches – £3.50
Cheese, ham, tuna mayo, prawn, egg mayo
Extras: tomato, onion, pickle, salad

Toasted Sandwiches – £4.50
Cheese or ham with onion, tomato or pickle

Baguettes – £5.00
Fillings as above

Jacket Potatoes – £5.50

  • Cheese

  • Cheese & Beans

  • Prawn or Tuna Mayo

Hot Food & Mains

  • Cheeseburger or Chicken Burger – £4.50

  • Double Egg & Chips – £5.00

  • Sausage & Chips – £6.50

  • Sausage, Beans & Chips – £6.50

  • Ham, Egg & Chips – £6.50

  • American Chicken & Chips – £7.50

  • Chicken Goujons & Chips – £7.50

  • Chicken Special (spicy goujons, chicken balls & coleslaw) with chips – £7.50

  • Chicken Curry with Rice or Chips – £7.00

  • Scampi, Chips & Peas – £8.00

  • Cod, Chips & Peas – £8.00

  • Fish Fingers, Chips & Peas – £6.50

  • Chicken Nuggets, Chips & Peas – £6.00

Light Bites & Salads

  • Salad Box (Cheese / Ham / Tuna / Prawn) – £7.00

  • Ploughman’s – £7.50

  • Bowl of Side Salad – £3.00

Veggie Options

  • Veggie Burger – £4.50

  • Veggie Curry or Chilli with Rice or Chips – £7.00

  • Jacket Potato – £5.50

  • Veggie Sausage, Chips & Beans – £6.50

  • Crispy Veggie Nuggets, Chips & Peas – £6.00

Sides

  • Portion of Chips – £2.50

  • Cheesy Chips – £3.00

☕ Drinks

  • Tea / Decaf / Fruit Tea – £1.50

  • Coffee – £1.70

  • Filter Coffee – £2.00

  • Cappuccino / Latte – £2.00

  • Hot Chocolate – £2.00

  • Cans of Cold Drink – £1.40

  • Yazoo Milk Drink – £1.50

  • Capri Sun – £1.00

  • Orange Juice – £1.00

  • Orange Squash – £0.60

  • Bottled Water – £1.20

Opening Hours

Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 9am to 5pm

Wednesday – CLOSED

Please note: times and menus subject to change for events and Bank Holidays. Variations will be posted on the notice boards.

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